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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Dragon Tiger Gate (Long Fu Moon)

After watching that tripe called X-Men: The Last Stand, I was really looking forward to catch Dragon Tiger Gate, kinda hoping it would restore my faith in comic book flicks...


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Unfortunately, Dragon Tiger Gate didn't really do it for me. Overall, it's a mixed bag. How so? I've sorted out the good stuff from the crap pile below:

Good stuff:
1) Action scenes are amazing - outrageous, over-the-top, fast-paced duels. Stylish...

2) Special effects & CG are very well produced. No cheesy 70s, 80s wire-fu, only the good shit here...

3) This comic book adaptation is done in classic HK style (reminiscent of The Storm Raiders & A Man Called Hero). The scenes are very comic-book, manga-like feel

4) Donnie Yuen! His star is on the rise! Iron Monkey! HERO! Seven Swords! SPL! Give me more Donnie!

Yucky stuff:
1) Plot & characters are very 2-dimensional - I've never read Dragon Tiger Gate comics (mostly becos I dun read chinese) but the whole movie seems too condensed.

Dragon Tiger Gate is touted as the classic, must-read HK manga but the movie didn't do it justice. I expected much deeper storylines & fleshier characters. Eg. it was never revealed why the main villian, Shibumi & his crime syndicate, Lousha Gang are the bad guys. Just becos the dude wears an ugly mask & a caped costume doesn't mean he's a baddie... Maybe he kena rejected by X-Men leh...

2) Nokia's product placement deal - In the Dragon Tiger Gate universe, everybody uses Nokia phones...

I dun normally complain about product placement as the funding from these corporate sponsors are one of the reasons we get to watch the movies at all. The only time I get pissed about product placement is how blatant & obvious it is done.

In the movie, Dragon, Tiger & Turbo all had close-up scenes of them "using" Nokia phones. Of course, "using" here means teaching the public how different Nokia model works. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

3) Err... too much Donnie Yuen can be a bad thing also - Seems like the whole movie is made for him to pose in cool, stylish kung fu moves...

Trivia:
I thought it was kinda cool that the comic's creator Wong Yuk Long cameo-ed as Master Qi. How apt was it that only Master Qi can "heal" the badly injured Tiger & Turbo and Master Qi "taught" them their new finishing moves for their final duel with Shibumi...


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On a totally unrelated note:

NEVER... Never ever doubt the power of the MAT vote...

Hady Mirza is the new Singaporean Idol!

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