flat·u·lence 1) The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract. 2) Self-importance; pomposity.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

I hate my job...

Nobody comes to Phnom Penh. I hate my job.

I'm a Gaiman geek. I love his novels, short stories & I just adore the Sandman comics. Neil Gaiman will be in Singapore (4th to 6th July), I can only go back on 8th July. I hate my job.

I watched "Revenge of the Sith" on a 80% clear pirated DVD (cost me USD1.70). Important movies like that should be watched in big cinemas with kickass sound systems. On the day of the worldwide premiere of "Revenge of the Sith", Cambodian folklore horror "The Charawan Return" premiered in Phnom Penh. It's about a group of Cambodian kids camping in the jungle and Charawan, the Buaya Man returned (dunno where, most prob from B-movie hell) to kill them all. I hate my job.

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Just like in "Revenge of the Sith", Charawan (with crocodile skin loincloth) has a Handsaber !
Force Lightning in the background!
Checkout those expressions....Damn convincing acting!

I missed Fiona Xie running along Orchard Rd in her bikinis. Imagine how apt it would be for me to hide behind one of the big pillars outside Taka, doing my Gollum impression, "...my Precioussssss...." I hate my job.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"...my Precioussssss...."

Anyways, I quite dissappointed that only Sky Captain, Larry Loe & Timo commented on the last posting (Thanks guys - very enlightening stuff). I tot something so sexist would have stirred some shit....maybe i just looking for trouble....(watchout flatunatics - ooooh, I'm a badboy, so dangerous...)

Sky Captain said maybe other ppl find it hard to comment. Ok I got some easy questions for y'all to debate:

1) Are Fiona's "...my Precioussssss...." real or fake? Jiggle Jiggle
2) Wat's with the cloth around the hips? Futile attempt to conceal her modesty? Or unsightly PUBES?

Mmmmmmm, Fiona's PUBES....errr, yeah...ok...bye.


Anonymous said...

1. real
2. pubes

Jo said...

I would like very much to see Fiona when she gets PREGGERS...hehe

If it's pubes then she should be a brazillian bikini wax...

moby sky said...

i think that they're real. in fact, if everything goes right, she's probably pregnant lah...judging from the policy of "have more than 2 if you can afford it". don't worry, it's not mine. haha. =)