flat·u·lence 1) The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract. 2) Self-importance; pomposity.

Monday, April 29, 2002

There was a pig,
That sat alone;
Its bum was big,
And made of stone.

Day and nite,
It would moan,
About the kite,
That was on loan….

Squeals of sadness,
From the sty,
From the pig,
That hoped to fly.

Smell of death,
Lingers near,
The cleaver's gleam,
It grew to fear…

The pig looked up,
Hope was lost,
The wait was long,
Its heart turns to frost…

The kite was gone,
Never to return,
In vain was the wait,
That was the pig's fate.