flat·u·lence 1) The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract. 2) Self-importance; pomposity.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Mudbutt

Sorry for the lack of updates...

After eating all those local delicacies, I finally got a case of the runs. Days of gastrointestinal distress....I think it's from the night of roasted sparrow debauchery...


Luckily I brought over some charcoal/carbon pills & lomotil. Charcoal pills supposed to absorb the toxins and lomotil supposed to make the stools less runny, to increase the form of stool... Lomotil didn't do the trick, but the charcoal pills pretty much kicked the diarrhoea's ass (pun intended, haha)...

The only bad side effect of the charcoal pills is it makes ur faeces black. Yup, black shit.
Really put things into perspective: to think last time we watched soccer and called clumsy Heskey for being a "black shit"....

I think everybody is grossed out by my mudbutt experience, I'll stop here. Stop.

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...

Bwahahah!! How apt. Isn't the name of this blog "Death By Flatulence"? Carry on, my wayward son.

I kinda like your shit cos your shit is my kinda shit!

Bhikku Larry
larryloe.com