Here's crap, presented randomly, to be enjoyed during office hours...
1) South Park Season 8 Episode 1
素晴らしいチンチンもの
金玉の髪ある
それの音は サルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます！
Hey, hey let's go!喧嘩する
大切な物 Protect my balls
僕が悪い So let's fighting!
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
この歌ちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語が滅茶苦茶
大丈夫、We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go!喧嘩する
大切な物 Protect my balls
僕が悪い So let's fighting!
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
In Romaji:
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kami aru
Sore no oto wa sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
Need translation? Click here
2) freshest sashimi ever
behold the oyogu hone (swimming bones) technique!
3) ultra weird wii ad
Hong Kong kids need their wiis!!!
4) series of very bizarre Japanese FANTA ads
(Useless Trivia: FANTA was invented by the German arm of Coca Cola during World War 2! Becos of the war, they couldn't ship the syrup over to Germany. So the CEO made a fruit flavored drink from whatever crap that were available to him.)
5) Received a 419 email, last week. My very 1st 419! So exciting!
Here's the gist of the email:
JONTHAN ADAMS (sic) is a bank manager in Burkina-Faso. He discovered an abandoned sum of USD25.5 million in an account that belongs to one of the bank's foreign customer who died in a plane crash. Since they got information about his death, the bank has been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money.
But unfortunately the bank learnt that all of his supposed next of kin or relatives died alongside with him, leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is upon this discovery that the bank has decided to make this business proposal to me, releasing the money to me as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement.
30% of this money will be for me as a foreign partner, 10% will be set aside for expenses occured during the xfer and 60% would be for JONTHAN ADAMS and his colleagues.
To enable the immediate transfer of this fund to me, I must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating my bank name, bank account number, private telephone and fax number and location the money is to be remitted.
30% of 25.5 mil is 7.65 mil.
Hehehe, kena TOTO also not so much...
I was tempted to try scam baiting this fella but decided it was too much work. And it's probably too dangerous also. If you have time to kill, checkout these hilarious 419 scam baiting sites: Ebola Monkey Man: Pissing Off Nigerian Scammers One At a Time! and 419 Eater. Funny stuff.
Anyways, have you ever wondered what it would be like if these 419 emails were true? Checkout this vid made by CollegeHumor:
1) South Park Season 8 Episode 1
素晴らしいチンチンもの
金玉の髪ある
それの音は サルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます！
Hey, hey let's go!喧嘩する
大切な物 Protect my balls
僕が悪い So let's fighting!
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
この歌ちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語が滅茶苦茶
大丈夫、We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go!喧嘩する
大切な物 Protect my balls
僕が悪い So let's fighting!
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
In Romaji:
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kami aru
Sore no oto wa sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
Need translation? Click here
2) freshest sashimi ever
behold the oyogu hone (swimming bones) technique!
3) ultra weird wii ad
Hong Kong kids need their wiis!!!
4) series of very bizarre Japanese FANTA ads
(Useless Trivia: FANTA was invented by the German arm of Coca Cola during World War 2! Becos of the war, they couldn't ship the syrup over to Germany. So the CEO made a fruit flavored drink from whatever crap that were available to him.)
5) Received a 419 email, last week. My very 1st 419! So exciting!
Here's the gist of the email:
JONTHAN ADAMS (sic) is a bank manager in Burkina-Faso. He discovered an abandoned sum of USD25.5 million in an account that belongs to one of the bank's foreign customer who died in a plane crash. Since they got information about his death, the bank has been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money.
But unfortunately the bank learnt that all of his supposed next of kin or relatives died alongside with him, leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is upon this discovery that the bank has decided to make this business proposal to me, releasing the money to me as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement.
30% of this money will be for me as a foreign partner, 10% will be set aside for expenses occured during the xfer and 60% would be for JONTHAN ADAMS and his colleagues.
To enable the immediate transfer of this fund to me, I must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating my bank name, bank account number, private telephone and fax number and location the money is to be remitted.
30% of 25.5 mil is 7.65 mil.
Hehehe, kena TOTO also not so much...
I was tempted to try scam baiting this fella but decided it was too much work. And it's probably too dangerous also. If you have time to kill, checkout these hilarious 419 scam baiting sites: Ebola Monkey Man: Pissing Off Nigerian Scammers One At a Time! and 419 Eater. Funny stuff.
Anyways, have you ever wondered what it would be like if these 419 emails were true? Checkout this vid made by CollegeHumor:
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